Gym Camaraderie Believers Gifts

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Keep fit.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'That's our group plan.'

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

Jeff was watching his weight.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

The Wonder Gym.

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Muscular Santa

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"Whatever."