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"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Woman escapes with cats.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Remember me?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Draw!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Bang!"

Burning love

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

A street fight.

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

USA Putting Out Fires

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Martial Arts

Pizza Rescue.

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"