Gunfights Mugs

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Clint Eastwood

"Whataya mean the two of us? This town ain't big enough for nobody."

"Hold up! I have to take this - it's my wife again."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Woman escapes with cats.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Remember me?'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Draw!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

A street fight.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Burning love

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Bang!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Martial Arts

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"