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"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Out of Court Settlement

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Low Noon.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Joke Shop.

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Hold up! I have to take this - it's my wife again."

Umbrella fight.

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

Amateurs Night.

"You need glasses, Roy."

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

"Frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with how fast this relationship is moving."

They decided to settle out of court.

"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."