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"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Out of Court Settlement

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Low Noon.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Joke Shop.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

Umbrella fight.

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

Amateurs Night.

"You need glasses, Roy."

They decided to settle out of court.

"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'