Gun-slinger At Heart Pillows

'I ain't no lady! I'm Billy the Kid's pistol packin' mama!'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Slow Night

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

The Lawman

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'