Gun-slinger At Heart Pillows

'I ain't no lady! I'm Billy the Kid's pistol packin' mama!'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Billy. The Kid.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Slow Night

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."