Gun Slinger With A Heart Pillows

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Check out the old dude.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Salmon Fisherman

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

The incomplete Angler

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Only caught one, eh."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Statue fishing.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Fly fishing.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian