Gun Enthusiast Gardener Pillows

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Environment Friendly House.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It helps prevent side collisions."