Gullwing Door Enthusiast Prints

Car Auction

Cat statues on entrance gate

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

The Great Out-doors

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

At death's door

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

X-Ray toilets.

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"Now I remember what I wanted to tell you. The safety stop on the garage door doesn't work anymore."

Car Auction

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'Immigration controls... sorry about all the red tape.'

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

"Gods are imaginary friends that have evolved the ability to spread from one human host to another. They are communal parasites, and you are carriers."

"Do you have anything other than dog roles, I don't want him to get type cast."

Door 2 Door salesman.

'I need a simple door, nothing fancy, just in, out, nobody gets hurt.'

Horror Stories

Clay Pigeon Shooters' Federation...