Guitar-loving Advocate Mugs

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Love birds playing a guitar.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Mexican Serenade.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Campground Conductor

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Guitar.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

Bob Dylan

"I'm very highly strung!"