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"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Love birds playing a guitar.

Jimmy Page.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Campground Conductor

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Mexican Serenade.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Joe Perry.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"C'mon you bluuues..."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

Guitar.

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

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"This machine isn't killing fascists."