Guitar Confiscator T-Shirts

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Play it again, Sam.'

Jazz is Invented

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Johnny Winter.

King of Music.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

An amplified harp

Cellist

I love Harmonica

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musicians on a beach

Imagine Dragons

Bassoon practice.

Orchestra

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'Awesome!'

The chosen few

Pop orchestra plays concert for children