Guitar Confiscator T-Shirts

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Jazz is Invented

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Didgeridoo

"What are you doing?"

Johnny Winter.

King of Music.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

I love Harmonica

An amplified harp

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Cellist

Robert Johnson.

Imagine Dragons

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musicians on a beach

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Bassoon practice.

Orchestra

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'Awesome!'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children