Guilt-ridden Caregiver Pillows

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

"Surely, checking the baby monitor doesn't count toward your screen time."

My Gay Son Never Calls

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

'Is it contagious, doctor?'

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"Fall prevention!"

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

Dads.

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

40 years later...

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

It's 12 noon, do you know what kind of junk food your kid is being served at school lunch?

Humpty Dumpty! Put on this helmet.

Mother taping childs mouth.

'Some people just couldn't HAVE fish,'

'What did I tell you kids about swimming in the cement hole?'

Top 100 causes of eating disorders...

'My credentials as a nanny? Trust me, I have a lot of experience in raising kids...'

Nurse draws on patient's cast

That's two dimensional violence. What I worry about is three dimensional violence outside.

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

Hurt Knee

'Just another rave in the nursery.'