Guilt-complex Conquerors Pillows

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

"Here we are."

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"I'm a monster."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

Will assuage guilt for money.

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

Man with world on his shoulders

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"You are right...testing shows you have chocolate in your DNA."

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

"There was a bee."

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'This one is a dieter's dream! Any visits to it between meals and it self destructs!'

insecure frog

"I had a dream that my bones were being picked clean!..."

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"