Guilt Explorer Pillows

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

Moral Values for Dummies

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People