Guideline Interpreters Gifts

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

Falls at work.

This sign seems to be paradoxical, but really isn't.

"There's a moving truck backing up to our loading dock. Maybe they're delivering the government regulatory guidelines."

'What's the matter? You said I could go out to play wearing my new tie!'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

"Sorry, Dad, I can't help you with Facebook. Let me transfer you to Grandpa."

Don't forget, this way up!

"What the...my social media account has been locked???!"

'You're wrong!...Rules are not just rough guidelines.'

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

Maybe you should have called them "The Ten New Year's Resolutions" --- that way they might have lasted at least a couple of weeks.

'It's Leroy here with his military style assault weapon, needs forty shots to bag a deer, then that is Leroy's god given constitutional right!'

The Awkward Scene at the Manger