Guideline Interpreters Mugs

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My guess it's guacamole."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

Falls at work.

"There's a moving truck backing up to our loading dock. Maybe they're delivering the government regulatory guidelines."

'What's the matter? You said I could go out to play wearing my new tie!'

"What the...my social media account has been locked???!"

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Don't forget, this way up!

"Sorry, Dad, I can't help you with Facebook. Let me transfer you to Grandpa."

'You're wrong!...Rules are not just rough guidelines.'

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

"What about drug benefits, man?"

'It's Leroy here with his military style assault weapon, needs forty shots to bag a deer, then that is Leroy's god given constitutional right!'

Cummings Road Trip