Guardians Of Grandeur Mugs

The Bearskin Hat Family

"He likes it."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

Bleak House

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Sometimes I worry about you, Axel. Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians. You don

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

'Now Dad, don't you start your chest-thumping! I'm going out and that's it!'

"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"

"I can't keep track of him, but I trust Google can."

'Billy, stop that'

"We're Timmy's official body guardians."

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'