Guardian Of The Game Pillows

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Pointing.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

Bricklayers in goal.

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'An indecisive pointer.'

Humpty the Game Warden

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

"Guard coming."

Football Thinker

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

A huntsman and his hounds.

Ground Game!

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

The Perils of Hunting

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'