Grumpy Idealist Pillows

Add a cozy touch with pillows that carry a clever, humorous message for the grumpy idealist in your life. Perfect for their favorite space to relax and ponder life's contradictions.

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Ex-hippie-now-staunch-Republican Herb Miller's freak flag keeps on flying, much to his chagrin.

Ex-hippie-now-staunch-Republican Herb Miller's freak flag keeps on flying, much to his chagrin. mockup

Ex-hippie-now-staunch-Republican Herb Miller's freak flag keeps on flying, much to his chagrin.

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Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.' mockup

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

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I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns... mockup

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to." mockup

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

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Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

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Old Man Journal

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'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.' mockup

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

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Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub. mockup

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

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Grumpy Old Men

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"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'" mockup

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

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"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles." mockup

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

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'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.' mockup

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

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At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention. mockup

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

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"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'." mockup

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

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'Kids get right up my nose!'

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'Sunnyside down.'

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I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept mockup

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

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'Good Morning!'

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Uncle Murray Weekly

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"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..." mockup

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

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'FQ...?'

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"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

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"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!" mockup

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

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"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?" mockup

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

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'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.' mockup

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

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'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.' mockup

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

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Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born. mockup

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

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Moan Pig.

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"No more cross buns for you!"

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'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'The problem with politics is politicians!' mockup

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

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Pissed-off hour.

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"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!" mockup

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

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"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard." mockup

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

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Grumpy Idealist Pillows Collection

Grumpy Idealist Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs that speak to a grumpy idealist’s humor and depth—ideal for adding a witty touch to their daily routine.

Grumpy Idealist Prints

Discover inspiring prints that resonate with a grumpy idealist’s thoughtful personality, blending humor with insight in beautiful artwork.

Grumpy Idealist T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts designed for the creatively cynical—perfect for the grumpy idealist who wants to wear their personality with pride.