Grumpy Grandparent Appreciator T-Shirts

"OK. You're the Ghost of Christmas Present. Quite amusing. Now go away!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"Meals on wheels? More like muck on a truck"

Young MacDonald

"My great granddad says fruits and vegetables keep him healthy. He calls them 'fossil fuels.'"

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'I occasionally go out for a walk, and I buy groceries every two weeks or so. I wonder if I qualify as a recluse.'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"Stick-in-the-mud Cruise"

'I'm not here!'

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'

'Why can't my mother be more like my grandmother?'

"I...hate...this....song."

'Did somebody order a Grumpy Meal?'

Do not dare ask me about my grandchildren!

'Underneath that crusty exterior is a lovely pie filling.'

'Cheer up,only ten minutes to go and you can get miserable again.'

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. I - Bachelor who dislikes children tells a mother that he will not leave her son anything just because he is named after him

Bert escalates his war on inanity: Warning! Actually saying LOL will be hazardous to your health.

Children throwing snowballs at an elderly gentleman

"Not coming then? You wouldn't even come to your own funeral, you!"

'Granny's got wind again!'