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Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Grumpy Old Men

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

"You say every Winter is your 'Winter of discontent'."

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

Never Satisfied.

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'