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'It's just self defence.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Football player has head instead of ball.

Grumpy old merry men.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Man caught in fishing lines

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'