Gruesome Humor Explorer Prints

'It's just self defence.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Football player has head instead of ball.

Grumpy old merry men.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Man caught in fishing lines

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'But I friended you on Facebook!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."