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"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'My mom grows vegetables as a hobby. Takes a lot of perverse pleasure in it.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'