Growth Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'My mom grows vegetables as a hobby. Takes a lot of perverse pleasure in it.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."