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"All right. Time to grow up."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"#Win!"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Soaring Profits

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"You've changed."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

We learn by doing

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

"I think he's been capitalised!"