Growing Up Guide Pillows

"Mike, I have to level with you. I said I liked Disney World, but actually I didn't."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

"They grow up so fast."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

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