Growing Pains Pillows

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Soaring Profits

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"You've changed."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Mall of ages