Growing Pains Prints

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Soaring Profits

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"You've changed."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Origins Of Evolution

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"