Growing Beards Pillows

"Some philosophers say if you think about something hard enough, it'll come true. I figure I'll grow a full beard by next week."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

"I noticed a few browns."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Two men in barber shop

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Clock Tower Shadow

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."