Growing Beards T-Shirts

"Some philosophers say if you think about something hard enough, it'll come true. I figure I'll grow a full beard by next week."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Joined at the hipster.

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"It makes you look old."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Bearded old man atop mountain.

My Life in Beards.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Facial hair continental drift.