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"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

The No No No's

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Soaring Profits

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You've changed."

Curling your hair for no reason

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

A father of three

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

Discomfort zone.

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

We can talk now: Mum has relunctantly agreed to give me some privacy

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

"He's been unbearable since he learned to jump!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."