Beard Trimming Pillows

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

Haircuts

Hair Crop Circle

"Be creative...!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Joined at the hipster.

wattle covers

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Drunk Barber

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"I noticed a few browns."

Adult Barbershop

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Beard fails

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Two men in barber shop

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"