Growing A Beard Pillows

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Joined at the hipster.

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Long shift?'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"It makes you look old."

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Two men in barber shop

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

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