Grow Light Lover Gifts

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

We learn by doing

"We've made a few changes."

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

The Critic...

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"I call it angle-poise"

You need a new reading light

Flower lamp.

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I prefer your early pieces."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'