Grow Light Lover Gifts

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Where's my horse?'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

We learn by doing

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"We've made a few changes."

You need a new reading light

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

The beer idea.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"I prefer your early pieces."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Flower lamp.

The Critic...

"I call it angle-poise"