Group Therapy Joke Lover Mugs

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"No heroic measures."

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'Group hug anyone?'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'Yes, we are going in circles. How do you feel about that?'

'I'm becoming predictable.'

"I guess I'll never understand women."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

Mathematician on the couch.

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'