"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."
Therapy Humor Enthusiasts Mugs
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"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
'Now what brings you lovely people here?'
"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."
'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'
"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."
"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."
"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."
'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'
'It's been years since she sang my praises.'
Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you
Day for day i feel more and more empty.
"You're completely screwed up."
Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.
"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."
"Albert the Great—what a joke."
'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'
"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."
"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."
Computer help.
'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'
"How long have I had what problem?"
"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."
"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."
"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."
"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."
'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'
"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"
"Teach me not to care."
A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?
I've been feeling sluggish lately.
Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.
Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...
"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."
Therapy Humor Enthusiasts Mugs Collection
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