Therapy Humor Buff Mugs

"I Hate Carrots."

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"You're completely screwed up."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

Computer help.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"How long have I had what problem?"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."