Group Therapy Gigglers Pillows

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'I'm with the band.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

Group discount therapy.

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

Fake Cartoon

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'