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'Group hug anyone?'

"Here we are."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Teach me not to care."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Sardine psychologist.

Can I take your disorder?

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

'Right. Like I'd tell YOU.'

"You've got a few screws loose."

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"So tell me about your last poop."

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."