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'Group hug anyone?'

"Here we are."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Teach me not to care."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Can I take your disorder?

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Sardine psychologist.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

'Right. Like I'd tell YOU.'

"You've got a few screws loose."

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

'Could you speak up Mrs Jones, I didn't hear what the problem is...'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."