Group Mind Explorer Mugs

Collective Psyche

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

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X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Confirmation Bias

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Jacques Lacan

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Psychiatrist's diplomas: Guessing and Wishful Thinking.