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"Of course contributing to Sally's wedding gift is strictly voluntary...naturally I'llave to list you as not contributing on the company website!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

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On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'It's my stool sample.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."