Groovy Gasser Gifts

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Boptimism

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Dance.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Disco Dancing

Hippie Edibles Co.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

Like, Real Gone...

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Museum of 70's counter-culture

Saxophone summoning.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Is there life after digestion?

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

'The gravy turned out a bit thick.'

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

Bell Bottoms

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Helium Parachute

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

"Far out, man."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'