Grooming Sage Pillows

Young boy talking about shaving

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dating is so expensive...

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Be creative...!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Dog stretching before a walk.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Movember

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Nice haircut."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

The Cat Spa

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Have you had a brazilian?'