Grocery Store Gymnast Pillows

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Free Range / Deranged

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

Bobsleigh practice.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

On that fateful visit to the supermarket, it was Tongue's misstep that would lead to a fall, a lawsuit, and an eventual catch-phrase.

Man and dog role reversal

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

Trolley Cage

'There's room for one up top.'

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

"I've got a teenage son!"

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

"Don't look left or right!"

"I'd like to get this...but we're going to pass on pig's feet this week."

Trolley Rage.

'Where do you keep the bait, er, uh, I mean, bird seed?'

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