Grip Strength Hobbyist T-Shirts

Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Bookworm Romance

Pandemic Orphans

Crocheting during lockdown

Air Taxi

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

University of Adversity.

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

" ... and look at that grip, Daddy!"

Recombinant DNA

"Launch the surgical strike!"

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

March of the Ducklings

Support group for the directionally challenged.

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Desert Island golf

God fishing.

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

"My neck hurts."

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

'We found the squeak in your car, Mr Disney.'

Ship and mine

'Uh... do you think it's too late to put in bulbs?'