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A Pensioner Raps About the Social Care System

Glastonbury. After.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

The Brothers Grime

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

Cybergoth.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Disease-y Top

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Dance Dance Dance.

The new rain dance.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

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I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

"I feel stupid and contagious"

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Beware of Doggerel

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Dancing.

Nashville Peacock

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"With proper flossing your restoration will last forever. My assistant will show you how."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

Books - As Seen on TV.

Night clubbing.