Grim Reaper Jokester Gifts

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Vaccinating Death

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Covid-19 reaper

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"You may need to seek professional help."

Operation/Grim Reaper

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

"I'm thinking about going big."