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'But I friended you on Facebook!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Vaccinating Death

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Covid-19 reaper

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Hi again

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Why the missing face?

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"You may need to seek professional help."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

It's called a scythe

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

Operation/Grim Reaper

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'