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'At death's door'

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

'Is this because our espresso machine is out of order?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Covid-19 reaper

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"You may need to seek professional help."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Operation/Grim Reaper

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."