Grim Reaper Humorist Pillows

'At death's door'

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

'Is this because our espresso machine is out of order?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Hi again

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Covid-19 reaper

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

It's called a scythe

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

Operation/Grim Reaper

"You may need to seek professional help."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'